Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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