Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
