I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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