I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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