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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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