Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
