I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I want to be your penis for a week.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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