We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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