On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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