btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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