I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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