I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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