it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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