its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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