Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The power of my boobs compel you
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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