I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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