If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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