I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
pop tarts are not kleenex
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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