Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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