I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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