? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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