I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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