Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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