We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My feet surprised me
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