: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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