That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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