I'm drive I can fine osifer
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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