But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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