Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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