dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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