I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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