i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My vagina is officially offended.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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