Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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