Need sex. Gaining weight.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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