We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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