Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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