When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
