Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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