She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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