Pants 0. Shit 1.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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