It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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