I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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