She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
