2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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