i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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