Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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