I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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