Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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