so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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