You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The air was thick with penises
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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