How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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